The United Kingdoms of Krainin is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Alexandria I with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 25.532 billion Krainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seplan. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Krainian economy, worth 603 trillion Krainin Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,645 Krainin Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toddler groups have taken over local libraries, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, and Automobile Manufacturing facilities are being turned into King Snake habitats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krainin's national animal is the King Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Krainin is ranked 31,197^th in the world and 9^th in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Safest, scoring 108.63 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.