The Queendom of Kindjal is a behemoth, safe nation, ruled by Kindjal with an even hand, and remarkable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 50.681 billion Kindjalis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The gigantic but sluggish Kindjalian economy, worth an astonishing 10,287 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 202,990 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 307,167^th in the world and 12^th in Groland for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.08 kickbacks per hour.