The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kindjal with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, lack of airports, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 43.978 billion Kindjalis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Kindjalian economy, worth a remarkable 8,464 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 192,465 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homophobia is off the menu, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, Max Barry is this year's Miss Kindjal, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 313,408^th in the world and 11^th in Groland for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -55.59 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.