The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kindjal with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 39.062 billion Kindjalis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Kindjalian economy, worth a remarkable 9,230 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 236,313 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, Kindjalian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 1,404^th in the world and 2^nd in Groland for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 387.5 Bank.