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Kindjal was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 298
Lowest Crime Rates: 1stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1stLargest Governments: 1st
The Queendom of
Democratic Socialists
Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
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Kindjal

Population39.062 billion

LeaderKindjal

Currencykin
Animalcat

The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kindjal with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 39.062 billion Kindjalis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Kindjalian economy, worth a remarkable 9,230 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 236,313 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, Kindjalian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 1,404th in the world and 2nd in Groland for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 387.5 Bank.

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Highest Average Incomes: 4,051stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,094thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,223rd
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Kindjal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, Kindjalian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Kindjal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Supporting People with Disabilities".
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Kindjal City.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.

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