The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kindjal with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.331 billion Kindjalis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Kindjalian economy, worth a remarkable 8,990 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 234,553 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 25^th in the world and 1^st in Groland for Least Corrupt Governments, with 99 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.