The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kindjal with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.865 billion Kindjalis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Kindjalian economy, worth a remarkable 7,205 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,671 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 171,740^th in the world and 14^th in Groland for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -142.23 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.