The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kindjal with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.199 billion Kindjalis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but stagnant Kindjalian economy, worth a remarkable 3,062 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 98,159 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 147,896^th in the world and 23^rd in Groland for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 3.78 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.