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Groland RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Translucent Utopia of Xposfera (elected )

Founder: The Queendom of Kindjal

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Best Weather: 186th Most Beautiful Environments: 373rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 384th+23
Most Compassionate Citizens: 401st Nicest Citizens: 466th Most Nations: 536th Most Inclusive: 724th Most Pacifist: 726th Lowest Crime Rates: 763rd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 848th Healthiest Citizens: 887th Smartest Citizens: 952nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 991st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 993rd Largest Welfare Programs: 1,158th Most Cultured: 1,233rd Largest Governments: 1,258th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,329th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,348th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,442nd Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,488th Most Influential: 1,525th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,714th Longest Average Lifespans: 1,766th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,978th Safest: 2,029th
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Groland, home and creation of Kindjal.

A TV show which never was popular outside france, perhaps because it was in french...

Embassies: France, Esquarium, Antifa, Minecraftia, The SOP, Skivx, The Ascendancy, The ProcrastiNations, Sunalaya, The League of United Nations, United States of America, Suomi, Knyghtaria, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, League of Christian Nations, The Sea Of Love, and 154 others.Ivory Tower, The Illuminati, Progcadia, Philosophy 115, ITALIA, The Dark Alliance, DR Congo, The Himalayas, Port au Prince, The Republic of Ecuador, New Tamedia, Isles Of Selew, The Empire Of Oppression, Alliance of Toy Islands, The Atheist Empire, United Governments of NationStates, Avadam Inn, Nelborne Union, Hollow Point, Kylden, The Dirt Alliance, The Average Confederacy, The Embassy, The Maldives, Buddhism, Grand New Earth, Oxidentalia, Chavel, Future Earth, APSIA, Krillin, Java, Bali, Devon, Yarnia, Goa, Dubai, Los Angeles, Right to Life, Chinese Republic, The Meme Must Go On, Bluhendenreich, Imperial Russian Empire, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Straw Hat Pirates, The Illuminati Council, New Ausozera, Melhorian Sea, Maritime MAST, Women Empire, Arallu, POLATION, Novus Terra, Lhasa, The KuK Patriarchy, Varanasi, Eladen, Salibasaar, Matheo, The World of Remnant, LCRUA, Regionless, Homelands, International Debating Area, Benisos, The Great Universe, Ultranus, Mahtomedi, South Pacific, The Nerby Banana Republic, Dauiland, Where anyone can be anything, The Dank Meme Alliance, Democratic States Alliance, Anteria, Kingdoms of Abisa, Indian Sub Continent, Coristno, Audacity, Crestline, CDW Federation, Doanese, Democratic Socialist Alliance, western europa, Martyville, The Junto Region, Ebenezer, Penguia, Silverhold, Gypsy Lands, Scarlet Dominion, Gamyria and Historica, Region Mexicana Mundial, Canterbury, Angels of Hell, The Savage Garden, The Republic of India, The International Polling Zone, Villa, The Epician Islands, Oceanside, The New Viertes Reich, Portugal, Uniterra, The Third International, The Unnamed Clan, Where Anyone Can Be Anything V2, Utopian Realm, United Free Nations, K Lot, Coin Collecting Club, Football Land, Teds Nationstate Emporium, Lardyland, South pacific gyre, ASEAN REGION, United Alliances, Union of Nationalists, The Island Place, Universal State League, Wakanda Republic, Abydos, Vogeland, SECFanatics, The Dawn of Unity, Salutations, Kataen, Nordurhvoll, Common Sense Alliance, Belvast, The Great Region, Marist Federated States, The Mysterious Raiders, The Infinite Dungeon, The Socialist States of Northern Octavia, Kingdom Of Austria, Democratic Conquest, Existence, Nghymruian Lands, Sentinels, Barbaria, Zero Zero Zero Zero, West Pacific Union, Profell Regions, Fredonia, Ooleechnee Phanare, The Middle North Pacific Islands, Union of Mixed Beliefs, NationStatesHolics Anonymous, Morby, Chicken overlords, luck, Bingobango, and Southern Great Britain.

Construction of embassies with Imperium of the Goddess Messalina has commenced. Completion expected .

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Regional Power: Moderate

Groland contains 25 nations, the 536th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Extensive Public Healthcare in Groland

World Census interns were infected with obscure diseases in order to test which nations had the most effective and well-funded public healthcare facilities.

As a region, Groland is ranked 1,329th in the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Queendom of KindjalLeft-wing Utopia“Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins”
2.The Translucent Utopia of XposferaLeft-wing Utopia“Perfection through logic”
3.The Communist Horizon of KrohnaIron Fist Consumerists“Parcere superbos Debellare subiectis”
4.The Federal Republic of OrepaDemocratic Socialists“Wisdom, Power, Courage”
5.The Nomadic Peoples of TungalaLeft-wing Utopia“ພວກເຮົາຈະອາຫານ”
6.The Empire of Revolution IndonesiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness”
7.The Nova Saya Archipel of Yseltna Dunya Private IslesLeft-Leaning College State“This place belong to me”
8.The Federal Republic of KambiziInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Live for those who cannot”
9.The Paragon of Good DecisionmakingNew York Times Democracy“A Good Decision Bears Fruit For All”
10.The Constitutional Monarchy of GoldensonNew York Times Democracy“Answerable to the people, to an extent”

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En tout cas, c'est agréable de pouvoir s'exprimer dans sa langue maternelle. Je serai peut-être que de passage, je cherche une région francophone assez active mais c'est pas simple à trouver.

Je comprends bien ! Personnellement j'ai lâché l'affaire :D, mais c'est vrai que parler politique internationale en anglais c'est chaud.

Mais pourquoi n'existe-t-il pas une version francophone du site ?

Parce qu'on est loin d’être la plus grosse communauté hors anglophone du jeu à mon avis et que ça demanderait un gros effort de traduction vu le nombre de questions.

Greetings, members of Groland.
I would like to inform you that Lardyland will be holding an online Super Smash Bros Ultimate tournament on or around the date the game releases.
below is a dispatch about it. Please spread this around and pin this to your region if you can so more people can find out about it.
Send me a telegram if you wish to participate.

Greetings, fellow nationstates players. As you may or may not have heard, Lardyland will be holding an online Super Smash Bros Ultimate tournament!
Be sure to spread this factbook everywhere you can, so we can get more participants!

What Is it?
We will be holding a big online Super Smash Bros Ultimate Tournament, for all who wish to join. We haven't finalized much about it yet, but we have a general idea of how we want it to look.

Cool! When is it?
We think we will have it start on December 28th, 2018. We originally wanted it to be on the 7th, as that is the day the game releases, but right now we prefer the 28th for a few reasons:
•We want to give people time to unlock their mains
•We want to give people time to adjust to changes made to their mains
•Some people might not get the game until Christmas
•To get a better idea of which stages should be allowed
•to allow time for any big bugs to be fixed in a patch
So we prefer the 28th of December, although this date is not final.

So what will the rules be?
We have a few different ideas of how the rules should be. We haven't made up or minds yet on everything, but we have decided for certain rules.
Even what we think is final might be changed later if we get new information.
These are the rules we HAVE decided:
•Each match will be 1v1
•No Items
•No custom sets
•3 Stock
•Best of 3
•In a bout, Loser picks next stage
•Who picks first stage will be decided by whoever's name is listed first on the bracket(don't worry my dudes its random)
These are some of the rules we HAVEN'T decided on yet:
•Time limit
•Final smash meter
•certain stages
•Whether to allow mii fighters
•Stage morph

Stages that WILL be allowed:
•Final Destination/omega stages
•Battlefied/battlefied forms
•Big Battlefied
•Yoshi's Story
•Fountain of dreams
•Lylat Cruise

•Town and City
•Pokemon Stadium
•Pokemon Stadium 2
•Peach's Castle
•Duck Hunt
•Prism Tower
•Super happy tree

Stages we HAVENT'T DECIDED yet:
•Great Plateau tower
•Moray Towers
•Dream Land
•Gerudo valley [no hazards]
•Jungle Japes [no hazard]
•Umbra Clock Tower
•Tomodachi Life
•Pilot Wings
•New Donk City Hall
•Yoshi's Island
•Brinstar Depths
•Arena Ferox

Sounds great! How do I participate?
If you wish to join the tournament, there are a few different ways you can contact us.
The first would be to send a telegram to Pinochet Executionists, stating you wish to participate and your nintendo switch friend code. If you don't have a switch yet, be sure to let us know so we can add you to the list of people to ask later. Preferrably, we would like you to send your friend code as soon as possible.
The second way is to contact us on discord. The link to our discord server is, but it is preferrable that you send a message to TimmehTimmeh#0623.

This might be pretty big, how do you plan to manage all this?
The first thing we will do, once everyone has registered, is create a tournament bracket, using a random number generator. We aren't sure how big this will be, so we shall prepare for it to be big in case it is. We will have several people running this, spectating each match to record placements and statistics. For each bout, we will have each participant add one of our moderators as a friend and join their lobby. The said moderator will then spectate the match and record the results. All the results will be send to a small group of tournament administrators who will manage the bracket. Moderators and administrators CAN participate, but they will not be able to moderate their own matches. The bracket will also be agreed upon by all administrators to ensure nothing fishy happens.

That's great and all, but what is the prize?
Since we have a low budget, and we want the tournament to be free for everyone, we have a pretty low budget, so there won't be any life-changing prizes or anything, but we do have small offerings. Note that none of this is final.
The 1st place winner will have Lardyland Smash Tournament 2018 Champion sent to the region of their choice, with the national animal set as their main, and the motto as their name. They may also receive a position of power in Lardyland. They also, of course, get the satisfaction and bragging rights that come along with winning.
2nd place will have Lardyland Smash Tournament 2018 RunnerUp sent to the region of their choice.
3rd place will have Lardyland Smash Tournament 2018 3rdPlace sent to the region of their choice.
If you have any ideas you think would be good, contact Pinochet Executionists

Why are you advertising this so early? The game doesn't come out for another ~3 months.
We want as many people to know about this as possible, so we want some time to get the word out. We want to spread the word to as many regions/people as possible, and this might take some time.

If you have any questions
If you have any questions that aren't answered in this dispatch, send them to Pinochet Executionists so that information may be added accordingly.

Nations Participating so far
Pinochet Executionists
Captain Lard
Heropeas Mid Region
New Grand

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Thanks for an embassy with the great Kindjal, whom I frequently see ranking first in the world for something. Usually it's good things, like kitties and thelike.
Everyone feel free to lodge a message over here.

Zekyll wrote:Hi, just moved to the region.
Have a nice day!

Poofies always have nice days because Poofies are the nicest creatures ever created, other than the founder of this lovely region. Anyways, the Poofies just wanted to wish you all well!

Post self-deleted by HARRIS KHANATE.

Groland should be a bastion of shields against the nuclear fusillade that awaits us. What does the region say?

Dunno the position of our leader about this, but Orepa no nuclear force and will not be part of such a conflict.

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