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Least Corrupt Governments: 10,673rdNicest Citizens: 16,681stMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,685th
The Rogue Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
Just Leave Us Alone, We Know What We're Doing
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kimi-Suomi

Population5.533 billion

LeaderKeisari Kimi-Matias Räikkönen

CurrencyIce Cream Bar
AnimalHuuhkajat

The Rogue Kingdom of Kimi-Suomi is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Keisari Kimi-Matias Räikkönen with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.533 billion Kimi-Suomen are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 52.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kimi-Suomen economy, worth 310 trillion Ice Cream Bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,117 Ice Cream Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Kimi-Suomi, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kimi-Suomi's national animal is the Huuhkajat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kimi-Suomi is ranked 149,234th in the world and 43rd in Anaia for Most Stationary, with 164.3782281312 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 10,673rdTop
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Nicest Citizens: 16,681stMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,685thBest Weather: 20,329thMost Inclusive: 21,424thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,117thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,826thHighest Drug Use: 27,327thHighest Food Quality: 28,787thMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,181stMost Cheerful Citizens: 29,551stMost Secular: 29,585th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kimi-Suomi created a custom banner.
  • : Kimi-Suomi's influence in Anaia rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Kimi-Suomi lodged a message on the Anaia Regional Message Board.
  • : Kimi-Suomi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Kimi-Suomi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Kimi-Suomi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Kimi-Suomi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Kimi-Suomi's influence in Anaia rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Kimi-Suomi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Kimi-Suomi's influence in Anaia rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".

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