The Rogue Kingdom of Kimi-Suomi is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Keisari Kimi-Matias Räikkönen with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.773 billion Kimi-Suomen are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 54.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Kimi-Suomen economy, worth 587 trillion Ice Cream Bars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,556 Ice Cream Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, and Kimi-Suomen novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Keisari Kimi-Matias Räikkönen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kimi-Suomi's national animal is the Huuhkajat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kimi-Suomi is ranked 147,206^th in the world and 32^nd in Anaia for Highest Average Incomes, with 54,556.08 Standard Monetary Units.