The Red Revolutionary Republic of Kavagrad is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jericho Arondeus with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.745 billion Kavas enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kavagrad. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kava economy, worth a remarkable 3,093 trillion people's credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 165,005 people's credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Over-inflated fears of a "Y1" bug have turned humble IT workers into millionaires (Kavagrad has found 7 easter eggs), young girls who ask their parents for a pony are routinely lobotomised (Kavagrad has found 7 easter eggs), surveillance cameras are banned, and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kavagrad's national animal is the three-eyed crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Old Gods.

Kavagrad is ranked 213,890^th in the world and 529^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.05 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.