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Kavagrad

Population9.758 billion

CapitalKavagrad
LeaderPresident Jericho Arondeus
FaithVarious Horse-Worship Cults

CurrencyPeople's Credit
AnimalWatsnu Pussycat

The Socialist People's Republics of Kavagrad is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Jericho Arondeus with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.758 billion Kavagraders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kavagrad. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kavagrader economy, worth a remarkable 1,492 trillion People's Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 152,949 People's Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and rare steaks seem even bluer now. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kavagrad's national animal is the Watsnu Pussycat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Various Horse-Worship Cults.

Kavagrad is ranked 264,105th in the world and 626th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.61 crimes per hour.

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Most Secular: 2,868thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,335thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,602ndBest Weather: 3,710thNicest Citizens: 3,756thMost Inclusive: 4,073rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,210thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,253rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,276thMost Developed: 4,333rdMost Pacifist: 4,444thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,572ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,573rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,924thHighest Food Quality: 5,172ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,284thHealthiest Citizens: 5,320thSmartest Citizens: 5,455thLargest Governments: 6,100thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,162ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,216thSafest: 6,329thLowest Crime Rates: 6,447thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,495thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,405thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,452ndMost Cultured: 8,499thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,256thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,851stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,977thMost Efficient Economies: 12,126thMost Stationary: 12,956thHighest Economic Output: 13,378thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,255thHighest Average Incomes: 14,440thMost Income Equality: 21,950thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,035thMost Politically Free: 26,806th
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Most Influential: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 36th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 39th in the regionNudest: 39th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 43rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionLargest Populations: 47th in the regionMost Developed: 49th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Politically Free: 50th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 50th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 52nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 52nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 55th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 55th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 56th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 57th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 59th in the regionLargest Governments: 60th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 61st in the regionNicest Citizens: 61st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 61st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 63rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 63rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 63rd in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Inclusive: 67th in the region

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