The Proletarian Dictatorship of Kargrazia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Antoi Bexhi with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.155 billion Kargrazians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cetch. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kargrazian economy, worth a remarkable 1,150 trillion leps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,216 leps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, the nation is under martial law, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kargrazia's national animal is the kargaz goliath beetle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kargrazia is ranked 320,744^th in the world and 820^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring zero on the Orwell Orderliness Index.