The Rogue Nation of Insert Quip Here is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 44.56 billion Insert Quipsters live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, pro-business, outspoken morass — prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.1%.

The very strong Insert Quip Herean economy, worth a remarkable 2,145 trillion hahas a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 48,155 hahas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 315,845 per year while the poor average 2,874, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, voting has become a nightmare since everyone keeps selecting "None of the above", and hyenas are considered a delicacy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Insert Quip Here's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Insert Quip Here is ranked 19,585^th in the world and 4^th in Democratic Communist States for Smartest Citizens, with 68.85 quips per hour.