The Smartest Citizens in Democratic Communist States
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya | Left-wing Utopia | “Happiness is always a new idea” | |
| 2. |  The Martial Totalitarian Empire of German Nightmare | Democratic Socialists | “Common Sense & the Golden Rule all the Way, Earthlings!” | |
| 3. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Whereyouthinkyougoing | Left-Leaning College State | “Where Life Is A Walk In The Park” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of Insert Quip Here | Anarchy | “If It's Funny, It's Worth Posting” |
