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Most Stationary: 555thLargest Welfare Programs: 752ndLargest Populations: 1,797th
The Rogue Nation of
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Population32.313 billion


The Rogue Nation of Insert Quip Here is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.313 billion Insert Quipsters live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, pro-business, outspoken morass — prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.1%.

The very strong Insert Quip Herean economy, worth a remarkable 1,556 trillion hahas a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 48,155 hahas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 315,845 per year while the poor average 2,874, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, voting has become a nightmare since everyone keeps selecting "None of the above", and hyenas are considered a delicacy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Insert Quip Here's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Insert Quip Here is ranked 95,950th in the world and 1st in Democratic Communist States for Largest Black Market, with 541 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Stationary: 555thLargest Welfare Programs: 752ndLargest Populations: 1,797thMost Pro-Market: 1,909thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,561stMost Influential: 6,469thRudest Citizens: 10,281stHighest Economic Output: 11,092ndTop
Most Cultured: 12,091stMost Rebellious Youth: 15,705thMost Politically Free: 15,864thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,245thSmartest Citizens: 17,068thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,258thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,631stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,119thMost Extreme: 20,419thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,299thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,550thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,932ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,666thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,912th

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