The Omniscient Communist Empire of ImperialistSalvia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.522 billion Salvians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metamorphine. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The all-consuming Salvian economy, worth a remarkable 5,113 trillion Lysers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 140,014 Lysers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, and the banshee wail foretells skies of death. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImperialistSalvia's national animal is the Haast's Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Salvian Orthodoxy.

ImperialistSalvia is ranked 14,274^th in the world and 637^th in Lazarus for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.