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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 159th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 724th Most Devout: 1,437th
The Great Omniscient Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
World Domination isn't just a job. It's a hobby as well
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The Great Omniscient Empire of ImperialistSalvia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Premotarrio with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 17.961 billion Salvians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metamorphine. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The all-consuming Salvian economy, worth a remarkable 2,412 trillion Svaloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is an impressive 134,293 Svaloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", the leaders of ImperialistSalvia are given the nod by their predecessors, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImperialistSalvia's national animal is the Haast's Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Salvian Orthodoxy.

ImperialistSalvia is ranked 28,187th in the world and 13th in The Coalition of Fascist Nations for Healthiest Citizens, with 6.85 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 159thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 724thMost Devout: 1,437thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,603rdSafest: 1,919thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,002ndBest Weather: 2,506thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,749thLargest Governments: 2,760thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,032ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,183rdHighest Economic Output: 3,380thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,423rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,062ndLargest Populations: 4,534thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,921stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,325thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,406thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,835thMost Developed: 12,403rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,312thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,290thHighest Average Incomes: 14,917thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,144th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the region

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