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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 153rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 713th Most Devout: 1,395th
The Great Omniscient Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
World Domination isn't just a job. It's a hobby as well
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The Great Omniscient Empire of ImperialistSalvia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Premotarrio with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, triple-decker prams, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 17.445 billion Salvians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metamorphine. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The all-consuming Salvian economy, worth a remarkable 2,343 trillion Svaloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is an impressive 134,316 Svaloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", the leaders of ImperialistSalvia are given the nod by their predecessors, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImperialistSalvia's national animal is the Haast's Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Salvian Orthodoxy.

ImperialistSalvia is ranked 7,533rd in the world and 3rd in The Coalition of Fascist Nations for Longest Average Lifespans, with 87.29 Years.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 153rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 713thMost Devout: 1,395thLowest Crime Rates: 1,614thTop
Safest: 1,926thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,067thBest Weather: 2,565thLargest Governments: 2,829thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,952ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,029thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,199thHighest Economic Output: 3,397thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,659thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,108thLargest Populations: 4,881stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,162ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,533rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,982ndTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,588thMost Developed: 12,616thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,271stHighest Average Incomes: 15,436thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,669thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,878thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,864th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Safest: 2nd in the region

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