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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 168th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 800th Most Devout: 1,591st
The Great Omniscient Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
World Domination isn't just a job. It's a hobby as well
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population18.982 billion

LeaderGeneral Premotarrio
FaithSalvian Orthodoxy

AnimalHaast's Eagle

The Great Omniscient Empire of ImperialistSalvia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Premotarrio with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 18.982 billion Salvians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metamorphine. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Salvian economy, worth a remarkable 2,575 trillion Svaloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 135,690 Svaloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, Salvian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImperialistSalvia's national animal is the Haast's Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Salvian Orthodoxy.

ImperialistSalvia is ranked 31,792nd in the world and 3rd in Universal Republic of Organized States for Smartest Citizens, with 44.91 Quips Per Hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 168thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 800thMost Devout: 1,591stLowest Crime Rates: 1,656thTop
Safest: 1,895thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,926thBest Weather: 2,331stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,548thLargest Governments: 2,732ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,002ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,003rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,145thHighest Economic Output: 3,351stLargest Populations: 4,347thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,477thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,891stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,725thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,320thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,860thMost Developed: 11,208thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,655thHighest Average Incomes: 15,411thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,614th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the region

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