Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 169th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 729th Most Devout: 1,379th
The Great Omniscient Empire of
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The Great Omniscient Empire of ImperialistSalvia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Premotarrio with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.895 billion Salvians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metamorphine. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The powerhouse Salvian economy, worth a remarkable 2,216 trillion Svaloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is an impressive 131,180 Svaloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, it's always rabbit season, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, and Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Salvian military unleashed its biological weapons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImperialistSalvia's national animal is the Haast's Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Salvian Orthodoxy.

ImperialistSalvia is ranked 117,243rd in the world and 15th in The Coalition of Fascist Nations for Most Primitive, scoring -104.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 169thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 729thMost Devout: 1,379thTop
Safest: 1,717thLowest Crime Rates: 1,814thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,123rdBest Weather: 2,464thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,806thLargest Governments: 2,869thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,886thHighest Economic Output: 3,484thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,893rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,033rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,799thLargest Populations: 5,118thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,143rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,107thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,645thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,519thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,402ndMost Developed: 15,286thHighest Average Incomes: 15,500thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,027th
Safest: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the region

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