The Empire of I will nuke you is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Supreme President Minister with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 681 million I will nuke youans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.1%.

The thriving I will nuke youan economy, worth 87.5 trillion nuclear bombs a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,541 nuclear bombs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 775,740 per year while the poor average 1,102, a ratio of 703 to 1.

Whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, newspapers print only headlines, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across I will nuke you, and The Great Supreme President Minister is the self-declared God of all I will nuke you. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. I will nuke you's national animal is the mutant spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Worshiping TGSPM.

I will nuke you is ranked 304,716^th in the world and 4,575^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -13.42 on the Clooney Contribution Index.