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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rdMost Primitive: 69thBest Weather: 688th
The Basket Weaving Factory State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Unit 0001
Influence
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Hoffania

Population19.135 billion

CapitalFactories 1-397
LeaderUnit 0001
FaithThe Cult of the Artificial Intelligence

Currency1s and 0s
AnimalRobot

The Basket Weaving Factory State of Hoffania is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Unit 0001 with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.135 billion Robots are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Factories 1-397. The average income tax rate is 63.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Robotian economy, worth a remarkable 3,109 trillion 1s and 0s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,513 1s and 0s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, and a sincere statement of belief can get you out of anything. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hoffania's national animal is the Robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of the Artificial Intelligence.

Hoffania is ranked 21,297th in the world and 192nd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Average Incomes, with 162,513.59 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rdMost Primitive: 69thBest Weather: 688thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 766thMost Devout: 779thMost Ignorant Citizens: 937thMost Beautiful Environments: 963rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,306thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,673rdLargest Black Market: 2,667thNudest: 2,956thMost Cultured: 3,001stTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,671stHighest Food Quality: 4,598thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,858thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,930thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,962ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,094thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,169thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,071stHighest Economic Output: 9,439thMost Influential: 12,320thMost Inclusive: 13,355thTop
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Most Accessible: 18,031stMost Efficient Economies: 19,305thMost Armed: 19,398thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,640thMost Authoritarian: 20,822ndLargest Populations: 20,937thHighest Average Incomes: 21,297thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,316th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 48th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 50th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 54th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 63rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 72nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 131st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 131st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 135th in the regionMost Influential: 138th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 138th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 172nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 174th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 184th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 192nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 194th in the regionMost Accessible: 206th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hoffania was endorsed by The United States of Republic of Tridemist Czechia.
  • : Hoffania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Hoffania was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Zombie Apocalypse Horror of World War Z, infecting 87 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Hoffania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead, the Top 5% for Most Zombified, and the Top 10% for Most Zombies.
  • : Hoffania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoffania, a sincere statement of belief can get you out of anything.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoffania, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Hoffania lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : Hoffania lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoffania, the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia.

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