The Partonite Republic of Haymarket Riot is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Jolene Josephine Jefferson with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate population of 6.543 billion Haymarketeers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guthrieville. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Haymarket Riotian economy, worth a remarkable 1,017 trillion Pennies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,586 Pennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public buses smell like litter boxes, builders across Haymarket Riot are blocked up with orders for new public loos, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Haymarket Riot's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Union Organizing.

Haymarket Riot is ranked 149,975^th in the world and 19^th in Ridgefield for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 733.81 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.