The Grand Duchy of Hack Nike is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning shoe population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 29.484 billion Hack Nikeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 27.6%.

The Hack Nikean economy, worth a remarkable 1,189 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 40,335 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Hack Nike's national animal is the shoe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hack Nike is ranked 107,985^th in the world and 4,986^th in Lazarus for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 33.27 on the Bus Surprisal Index.