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Highest Average Tax Rates: 36thSafest: 41stMost Cheerful Citizens: 59th
The Equal Opportunity Nation of
Democratic Socialists
Come to never leave.
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Moftan

Population32.172 billion

Currencymofian
Animalemu

The Equal Opportunity Nation of Moftan is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 32.172 billion Moftanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Moftanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,350 trillion mofians a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 166,302 mofians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moftan's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moftan is ranked 19,035th in the world and 647th in Lazarus for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 36thSafest: 41stMost Cheerful Citizens: 59thLargest Governments: 71stLowest Crime Rates: 98thMost Advanced Public Transport: 102ndHealthiest Citizens: 102ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 115thMost Pacifist: 133rdMost Beautiful Environments: 143rdBest Weather: 145thLongest Average Lifespans: 147thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 240thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 240thMost Cultured: 326thNicest Citizens: 439thHighest Food Quality: 451stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 612thSmartest Citizens: 637thLeast Corrupt Governments: 912thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,176thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,327thMost Devout: 1,736thHighest Economic Output: 1,913thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,960thLargest Populations: 2,021stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,117thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,174thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,748thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,930thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 11,145thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,354thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,243rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,035th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionLargest Populations: 66th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 75th in the regionMost Inclusive: 76th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 81st in the regionMost Devout: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 120th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 322nd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 453rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 592nd in the regionMost Stationary: 626th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 647th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, many aides in Leader's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, the blind lead the blind in social welfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking.
  • : Moftan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.

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