The Equal Opportunity Nation of Moftan is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.343 billion Moftanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Moftanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,407 trillion mofians a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 145,965 mofians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Moftanians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moftan's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moftan is ranked 599^th in the world and 14^th in Balder for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 116.77 on the Kitten Softness Rating.