The Equal Opportunity Nation of Moftan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 33.919 billion Moftanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Moftanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,447 trillion mofians a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 160,602 mofians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns, protests are legal but strictly supervised, and the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moftan's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moftan is ranked 81,061^st in the world and 2,657^th in Lazarus for Most Income Equality, scoring 47.07 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.