The Equal Opportunity Nation of Moftan is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 32.172 billion Moftanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Moftanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,350 trillion mofians a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 166,302 mofians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moftan's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moftan is ranked 19,035^th in the world and 647^th in Lazarus for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.