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Safest: 54thHighest Average Tax Rates: 58thMost Cheerful Citizens: 59th
The Equal Opportunity Nation of
Democratic Socialists
Come to never leave.
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Moftan

Population36.848 billion

Currencymofian
Animalemu

The Equal Opportunity Nation of Moftan is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 36.848 billion Moftanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Moftanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,805 trillion mofians a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 130,410 mofians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, even secular Moftanians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, and M-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moftan's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moftan is ranked 51,744th in the world and 2,097th in Lazarus for Most Income Equality, scoring 60.39 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Safest: 54thHighest Average Tax Rates: 58thMost Cheerful Citizens: 59thLargest Governments: 99thLowest Crime Rates: 126thHealthiest Citizens: 150thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 153rdMost Pacifist: 165thMost Beautiful Environments: 169thBest Weather: 172ndLongest Average Lifespans: 215thMost Advanced Public Transport: 265thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 312thMost Cultured: 381stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 674thHighest Food Quality: 676thSmartest Citizens: 712thNicest Citizens: 729thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,138thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,494thLargest Populations: 1,893rdMost Devout: 2,207thMost Inclusive: 2,588thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,625thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,144thHighest Economic Output: 3,306thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,110thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,023rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15,440thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,325thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,135thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,320thMost Stationary: 23,141stHighest Average Incomes: 27,041stLargest Publishing Industry: 28,463rd
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Safest: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 47th in the regionLargest Populations: 55th in the regionMost Inclusive: 90th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 108th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 123rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 147th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 191st in the regionMost Stationary: 337th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 408th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 533rd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 760th in the regionMost Influential: 764th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 919th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, M-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, even secular Moftanians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • : Moftan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 5% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, what goes down must come up.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Moftan's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.

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