The Equal Opportunity Nation of Moftan is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 36.848 billion Moftanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Moftanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,805 trillion mofians a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 130,410 mofians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, even secular Moftanians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, and M-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moftan's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moftan is ranked 51,744^th in the world and 2,097^th in Lazarus for Most Income Equality, scoring 60.39 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.