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Highest Average Tax Rates: 23rd Safest: 29th Largest Governments: 32nd
The Equal Opportunity Nation of
Democratic Socialists
Come to never leave.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Moftan

Population24.41 billion

Currencymofian
Animalemu

The Equal Opportunity Nation of Moftan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.41 billion Moftanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Moftanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,561 trillion mofians a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 145,895 mofians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moftan's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moftan is ranked 43,678th in the world and 1,506th in Balder for Most Authoritarian, with 0.61 Stalins.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 23rdSafest: 29thLargest Governments: 32ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45thMost Pacifist: 46thMost Cheerful Citizens: 51stLowest Crime Rates: 54thHealthiest Citizens: 68thMost Beautiful Environments: 73rdBest Weather: 76thLongest Average Lifespans: 88thMost Cultured: 211thNicest Citizens: 234thMost Advanced Public Transport: 242ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 262ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 263rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 335thSmartest Citizens: 368thMost Compassionate Citizens: 701stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 882ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,079thMost Devout: 1,204thMost Inclusive: 1,548thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,636thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,052ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,091stLargest Populations: 2,331stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,214thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,996thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,817thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,964thHighest Average Incomes: 12,800thMost Income Equality: 13,103rdMost Stationary: 14,214thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,746th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 44th in the regionMost Devout: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 50th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 65th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 129th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 137th in the regionMost Stationary: 215th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 286th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 323rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 354th in the regionMost Influential: 503rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 514th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, the question of 'what is Leader's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
  • : Following new legislation in Moftan, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
  • : Moftan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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