The Federal Union of Guadalupador is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Grand Premier Enrique Yanama with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 30.873 billion Guadalupadorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nosamo. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Guadalupadorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,166 trillion Federal Rublyens a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,958 Federal Rublyens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Federal Rublyen treacle machine, and elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Guadalupador's national animal is the Dorian Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Guadalan.

Guadalupador is ranked 306,709^th in the world and 100^th in South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -22.09 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.