The Therapeutic State of Fraire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Simon Ackerbacker with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, cynical population of 28.128 billion Frairians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khallar. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The powerhouse Frairian economy, worth a remarkable 3,342 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 118,837 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, fat-shaming is now public policy, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fraire's national animal is the white spiderwolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jakelism.

Fraire is ranked 280,138^th in the world and 78^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Highest Drug Use, scoring 30.38 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.