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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,692nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,382nd Highest Average Tax Rates: 4,708th
The John Hamm Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
What a mad man
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population12.812 billion

LeaderBarack Eyebama

Animalwhite spiderwolf

The John Hamm Republic of Fraire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Barack Eyebama with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 12.812 billion Frairians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khallar. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The strong Frairian economy, worth a remarkable 1,181 trillion Shillings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,244 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fraire's national animal is the white spiderwolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jakelism.

Fraire is ranked 10,767th in the world and 37th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Healthiest Citizens, with 12.55 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,692ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,382ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,708thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,733rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,765thNicest Citizens: 6,234thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,353rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,486thLowest Crime Rates: 6,520thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,555thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,589thMost Influential: 6,941stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,430thMost Pacifist: 7,457thTop
Largest Governments: 7,609thBest Weather: 7,736thSafest: 8,311thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,341stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,591stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,816thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,633rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,767thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,865thHighest Economic Output: 11,483rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,657thMost Stationary: 11,747thMost Cultured: 11,759thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,391stLargest Populations: 13,967th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionSafest: 26th in the regionMost Pacifist: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the region

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