The Kingdom of Excipendia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Yoroizuka with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.916 billion Excipendians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viricampis City. The average income tax rate is 59.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Excipendian economy, worth 768 trillion Pendarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,959 Pendarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Young men find it hard to engage in their favourite topic of study with their parents looking over their shoulder, visitors often wonder about the new red dartboard in Chancellor Yoroizuka's office, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Excipendia" on tails, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Excipendia's national animal is the Excipendian Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Excipendia is ranked 48,086^th in the world and 15^th in Thaecia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,943.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.