The Commonwealth of EnragedMaldivians is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 26.603 billion EnragedMaldiviansians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Male'. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The EnragedMaldiviansian economy, worth a remarkable 2,020 trillion rufiyaas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,940 rufiyaas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, and more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EnragedMaldivians's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

EnragedMaldivians is ranked 56,314^th in the world and 2,532^nd in Lazarus for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 166.23 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.