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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 158thMost Armed: 221stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 238th
The Cynerice of
Libertarian Police State
Bletsa mid heardheortnese min eaxlgesteallan
Influence
Dominator
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Eahland

Population29.435 billion

CapitalCyningham
LeaderÆþelwulf v cyning
FaithCristennes

Currencyscilling
Animalwulf

The Cynerice of Eahland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Æþelwulf v cyning with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.435 billion Eahliscmenn are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyningham. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eahlisc economy, worth a remarkable 8,052 trillion scillings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 273,562 scillings, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, posters on 'Eahlisc Values' advise against being proud of Eahland, and the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Æþelwulf v cyning For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Æþelwulf v cyning's supporters. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eahland's national animal is the wulf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cristennes.

Eahland is ranked 3,139th in the world and 1st in Avalonia for Most Cultured, scoring 212 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 158thMost Armed: 221stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 238thHighest Crime Rates: 249thMost Avoided: 350thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 371stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 420thFattest Citizens: 443rdHighest Drug Use: 454thLargest Gambling Industry: 508thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 835thHighest Disposable Incomes: 837thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 883rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 900thMost Stationary: 1,115thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,282ndHighest Economic Output: 1,366thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,535thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,599thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,821stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,619thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,139thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,544thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,858thHighest Average Incomes: 3,909thLargest Populations: 4,702ndMost Influential: 6,621stRudest Citizens: 7,187thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,574thLargest Black Market: 8,451stMost Efficient Economies: 8,918thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,859thSmartest Citizens: 13,101stMost Devout: 14,498thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,629thMost Inclusive: 17,161stNudest: 18,411thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,328thLargest Retail Industry: 27,820thLargest Mining Sector: 28,215th

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