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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 137thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 138thMost Armed: 162nd
The Cynerice of
Libertarian Police State
Bletsa mid heardheortnese min eaxlgesteallan
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Eahland

Population23.474 billion

CapitalCyningham
Leader∆Ģelwulf v cyning
FaithCristennes

Currencyscilling
Animalwulf

The Cynerice of Eahland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by ∆Ģelwulf v cyning with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.474 billion Eahliscmenn are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyningham. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eahlisc economy, worth a remarkable 6,421 trillion scillings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 273,562 scillings, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, posters on 'Eahlisc Values' advise against being proud of Eahland, and the government-sponsored autobiography 'A ∆Ģelwulf v cyning For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of ∆Ģelwulf v cyning's supporters. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eahland's national animal is the wulf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cristennes.

Eahland is ranked 2,898th in the world and 2nd in Avalonia for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 50,669.97 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 137thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 138thMost Armed: 162ndHighest Crime Rates: 189thMost Avoided: 274thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 333rdFattest Citizens: 363rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 420thLargest Gambling Industry: 492ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 541stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 580thHighest Disposable Incomes: 815thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 858thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 867thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 930thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,205thHighest Economic Output: 1,327thMost Stationary: 1,346thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,705thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,111thTop
5%
Most Cultured: 2,455thHighest Average Incomes: 2,787thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,898thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,178thLargest Populations: 5,208thLargest Black Market: 5,316thMost Efficient Economies: 5,771stRudest Citizens: 6,428thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,462ndMost Devout: 6,666thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,542ndMost Influential: 7,864thNudest: 10,995thTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 12,610thHighest Drug Use: 14,349thMost Inclusive: 15,386thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,620thLargest Mining Sector: 17,025thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,387thLargest Retail Industry: 21,276th

National Happenings

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  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Eahland set the regional banner of Avalonia.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.

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