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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 153rdMost Armed: 214thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 234th
The Cynerice of
Libertarian Police State
Bletsa mid heardheortnese min eaxlgesteallan
Civil Rights
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Population28.784 billion

Leader∆Ģelwulf v cyning


The Cynerice of Eahland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by ∆Ģelwulf v cyning with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.784 billion Eahliscmenn are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyningham. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eahlisc economy, worth a remarkable 7,874 trillion scillings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 273,562 scillings, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, posters on 'Eahlisc Values' advise against being proud of Eahland, and the government-sponsored autobiography 'A ∆Ģelwulf v cyning For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of ∆Ģelwulf v cyning's supporters. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eahland's national animal is the wulf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cristennes.

Eahland is ranked 108,137th in the world and 1st in Avalonia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,248.74 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 153rdMost Armed: 214thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 234thHighest Crime Rates: 236thMost Avoided: 343rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 380thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 415thFattest Citizens: 431stHighest Drug Use: 442ndLargest Gambling Industry: 513thHighest Disposable Incomes: 814thLargest Agricultural Sector: 818thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 820thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 874thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,131stMost Stationary: 1,136thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,328thHighest Economic Output: 1,376thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,567thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,792ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,524thTop
Most Cultured: 3,032ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,481stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,562ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,656thLargest Populations: 4,775thMost Influential: 6,861stRudest Citizens: 6,931stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,255thLargest Black Market: 7,912thMost Efficient Economies: 7,919thMost Devout: 12,602ndSmartest Citizens: 12,827thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,702ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,377thNudest: 16,696thMost Inclusive: 17,136thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,435thLargest Mining Sector: 25,851stLargest Retail Industry: 26,809th

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