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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 135thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 145thMost Armed: 154th
The Cynerice of
Libertarian Police State
Bletsa mid heardheortnese min eaxlgesteallan
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Eahland

Population21.367 billion

CapitalCyningham
Leader∆Ģelwulf v cyning
FaithCristennes

Currencyscilling
Animalwulf

The Cynerice of Eahland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by ∆Ģelwulf v cyning with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.367 billion Eahliscmenn are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyningham. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eahlisc economy, worth a remarkable 5,845 trillion scillings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 273,562 scillings, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, posters on 'Eahlisc Values' advise against being proud of Eahland, and the government-sponsored autobiography 'A ∆Ģelwulf v cyning For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of ∆Ģelwulf v cyning's supporters. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eahland's national animal is the wulf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cristennes.

Eahland is ranked 84,483rd in the world and 2nd in Avalonia for Most Extreme, scoring 20.5 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 135thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 145thMost Armed: 154thHighest Crime Rates: 179thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 333rdMost Avoided: 342ndFattest Citizens: 352ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 452ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 461stLargest Gambling Industry: 521stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 545thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 703rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 723rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 838thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 896thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,194thHighest Economic Output: 1,321stMost Stationary: 1,431stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,731stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,054thTop
5%
Most Cultured: 2,396thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,605thHighest Average Incomes: 2,606thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,514thLargest Black Market: 4,147thMost Efficient Economies: 4,931stLargest Populations: 5,337thRudest Citizens: 5,468thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,623rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,043rdMost Devout: 6,045thMost Influential: 7,907thTop
10%
Nudest: 10,708thSmartest Citizens: 12,053rdHighest Drug Use: 12,204thLargest Mining Sector: 14,611thMost Inclusive: 14,626thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,476thLargest Retail Industry: 20,140thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,356th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured and the Top 5% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

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