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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 134thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 140thMost Armed: 177th
The Cynerice of
Libertarian Police State
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Civil Rights
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Population26.003 billion

Leader∆Ģelwulf v cyning


The Cynerice of Eahland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by ∆Ģelwulf v cyning with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.003 billion Eahliscmenn are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyningham. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eahlisc economy, worth a remarkable 7,113 trillion scillings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 273,562 scillings, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, posters on 'Eahlisc Values' advise against being proud of Eahland, and the government-sponsored autobiography 'A ∆Ģelwulf v cyning For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of ∆Ģelwulf v cyning's supporters. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eahland's national animal is the wulf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cristennes.

Eahland is ranked 834th in the world and 1st in Avalonia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 15,521.19 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 134thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 140thMost Armed: 177thHighest Crime Rates: 196thMost Avoided: 305thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 380thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 388thFattest Citizens: 392ndLargest Gambling Industry: 505thLargest Agricultural Sector: 630thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 716thHighest Disposable Incomes: 820thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 834thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,068thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,144thMost Stationary: 1,227thHighest Economic Output: 1,347thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,377thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,843rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,288thMost Cultured: 2,641stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,098thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,104thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,520thLargest Populations: 4,948thLargest Black Market: 5,236thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,445thMost Efficient Economies: 6,469thRudest Citizens: 6,525thMost Devout: 7,549thMost Influential: 7,669thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,506thNudest: 10,956thSmartest Citizens: 12,675thTop
Most Inclusive: 16,251stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,205thLargest Mining Sector: 18,678thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,811thLargest Retail Industry: 22,583rdHighest Drug Use: 24,365th

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