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Most Efficient Economies: 69th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 115th Most Armed: 121st
The Cynerice of
Libertarian Police State
Bletsa mid heardheortnese min eaxlgesteallan
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Eahland

Population19.135 billion

CapitalCyningham
Leader∆Ģelwulf v cyning
FaithCristennes

Currencyscilling
Animalwulf

The Cynerice of Eahland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by ∆Ģelwulf v cyning with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.135 billion Eahliscmenn are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyningham. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eahlisc economy, worth a remarkable 5,168 trillion scillings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 270,111 scillings, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, posters on 'Eahlisc Values' advise against being proud of Eahland, and the government-sponsored autobiography 'A ∆Ģelwulf v cyning For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of ∆Ģelwulf v cyning's supporters. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eahland's national animal is the wulf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cristennes.

Eahland is ranked 158,879th in the world and 2nd in Avalonia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -47.75 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Top
1%
Most Efficient Economies: 69thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 115thMost Armed: 121stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 142ndHighest Crime Rates: 155thMost Avoided: 319thFattest Citizens: 332ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 427thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 449thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 492ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 494thLargest Gambling Industry: 520thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 522ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 827thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 889thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,201stHighest Economic Output: 1,361stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,507thMost Stationary: 1,564thTop
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,703rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,819thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,194thHighest Average Incomes: 2,234thMost Cultured: 2,311thLargest Black Market: 2,597thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,913thRudest Citizens: 5,063rdMost Devout: 5,465thLargest Populations: 5,505thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,774thHighest Drug Use: 6,483rdMost Influential: 7,098thTop
10%
Nudest: 8,369thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,176thLargest Mining Sector: 11,336thSmartest Citizens: 11,544thMost Inclusive: 13,713th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary and the Top 5% for Nudest.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Eahland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.

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