Population | 11.655 billion |
Capital | Bum City |
Leader | Egglin Gaylord |
Faith | Communism |
Currency | Bird Droppings |
Animal | Drunk Pig |
The Drunken Tyranny of Drunkerland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Egglin Gaylord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.655 billion Bums are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bum City. The average income tax rate is 64.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Drunkerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,672 trillion Bird Droppings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 315,067 Bird Droppings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, and assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Drunkerland's national animal is the Drunk Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Communism.
Drunkerland is ranked 307,101st in the world and 216th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Cultured, scoring -568 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
- : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
- : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
- : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
- : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
- : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Egglin Gaylord.
- : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
- : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.