The Drunken Tyranny of Drunkerland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Egglin Dankworth with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.538 billion Bums are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bum City. The average income tax rate is 48.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drunkerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,119 trillion Bird Droppings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 304,317 Bird Droppings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes, hell hath no fury like an ocean scorned, and it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Drunkerland's national animal is the Drunk Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communism.

Drunkerland is ranked 103,531^st in the world and 99^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 48.19 Effective Tax Rate.