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Most Ignorant Citizens: 27thMost Primitive: 31stMost Devout: 40th
The Drunken Tyranny of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Brah what's a Diploma?
Egglin Gaylord
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Drunkerland

Population8.15 billion

CapitalBum City
LeaderEgglin Gaylord
FaithCommunism

CurrencyBird Droppings
AnimalDrunk Pig

The Drunken Tyranny of Drunkerland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Egglin Gaylord with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.15 billion Bums are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Administration also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bum City. The average income tax rate is 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunkerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,644 trillion Bird Droppings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 324,480 Bird Droppings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, and foreign envoys that want to visit Drunkerland now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Drunkerland's national animal is the Drunk Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Communism.

Drunkerland is ranked 268,082nd in the world and 314th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Smartest Citizens, with 0.12 quips per hour.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 27thMost Primitive: 31stMost Devout: 40thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 108thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 137thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 145thMost Avoided: 166thFattest Citizens: 192ndMost Corrupt Governments: 214thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 238thMost Armed: 308thLargest Mining Sector: 526thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 656thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 665thHighest Crime Rates: 671stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 774thLargest Black Market: 1,211thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,224thMost Patriotic: 1,741stHighest Average Incomes: 1,858thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,956thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 4,343rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,048thRudest Citizens: 6,038thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,613thHighest Economic Output: 6,899thNudest: 7,239thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,065thLargest Governments: 8,147thMost Authoritarian: 10,297thLargest Retail Industry: 11,191stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 17,261stMost Subsidized Industry: 18,125thMost Influential: 18,350thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,616thMost Conservative: 21,197thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,210th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Patriotic: 12th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 18th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Conservative: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, foreign envoys that want to visit Drunkerland now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave.
  • : Drunkerland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunkerland, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Drunkerland.

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