The The Isolationist Empire of Dimoniquid is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Ulrick with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and labour-free parental leave. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.355 billion Dimonicae are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Louisiano. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dimonici economy, worth an astonishing 11,786 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 388,274 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Universities now offer degrees in cycling etiquette, the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work", heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, and it turns out that trees grow on credits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dimoniquid's national animal is the three horned spotted lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unitology.

Dimoniquid is ranked 183,800^th in the world and 7,672^nd in Osiris for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 311.58 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.