The United Republic of Delaclava is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by President Anna Voss with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 24.035 billion Delaclavs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catherina. The average income tax rate is 40.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Delaclav economy, worth a remarkable 5,740 trillion Karsikas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,839 Karsikas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, and comatose jurors are the defense's favorite. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Delaclava's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Delaclava is ranked 154,434^th in the world and 15^th in Sonnel for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 772.28 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.