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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 350thLargest Welfare Programs: 473rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 627th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Potentiae in Populem
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Ceni

Population18.145 billion

CapitalCenial
LeaderAudrey Goleidas

CurrencyBewlegi
AnimalTir snake

The Republic of Ceni is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Audrey Goleidas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.145 billion Cenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cenial. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The very strong Cenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,239 trillion Bewlegis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,410 Bewlegis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Ceni, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceni's national animal is the Tir snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ceni is ranked 16,057th in the world and 5th in Rushmore for Highest Drug Use, scoring 115.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 350thLargest Welfare Programs: 473rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 627thMost Advanced Public Transport: 740thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 791stMost Pacifist: 1,141stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,392ndBest Weather: 1,409thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,506thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,609thSafest: 1,763rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,999thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,143rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,371stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,393rdNicest Citizens: 2,397thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,461stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,072ndMost Cultured: 3,222ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,434thHealthiest Citizens: 4,066thMost Inclusive: 4,338thSmartest Citizens: 6,567thHighest Economic Output: 7,077thLowest Crime Rates: 8,801stLargest Populations: 9,508thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,055thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,078thNudest: 11,770thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 16,057thMost Politically Free: 16,575thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,762ndMost Income Equality: 21,089thMost Secular: 21,543rdHighest Average Incomes: 22,224thMost Developed: 23,347th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceni, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceni, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceni, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceni, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Ceni.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceni, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.

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