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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 362nd Largest Welfare Programs: 484th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 573rd
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Potentiae in Populem
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Ceni

Population15.206 billion

CapitalCenial
LeaderAudrey Goleidas

CurrencyBewlegi
AnimalTir snake

The Republic of Ceni is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Audrey Goleidas with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.206 billion Cenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cenial. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The very strong Cenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,839 trillion Bewlegis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,983 Bewlegis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, future leaders of Ceni regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceni's national animal is the Tir snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ceni is ranked 16,292nd in the world and 15th in Rushmore for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 362ndLargest Welfare Programs: 484thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 573rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 760thMost Advanced Public Transport: 821stMost Pacifist: 1,231stBest Weather: 1,243rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,262ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,500thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,585thTop
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Safest: 1,696thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,817thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,851stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,948thNicest Citizens: 2,050thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,133rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,267thLargest Governments: 2,299thMost Cultured: 3,305thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,347thMost Inclusive: 3,634thHealthiest Citizens: 3,748thMost Influential: 6,223rdSmartest Citizens: 6,247thHighest Economic Output: 6,874thHighest Drug Use: 6,922ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,284thMost Politically Free: 7,336thNudest: 8,381stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,410thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 8,434thLargest Populations: 9,797thMost Income Equality: 16,010thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,292nd
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Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceni, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceni, future leaders of Ceni regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceni, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceni, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceni, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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