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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 358th Largest Welfare Programs: 482nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 575th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Potentiae in Populem
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Ceni

Population15.225 billion

CapitalCenial
LeaderAudrey Goleidas

CurrencyBewlegi
AnimalTir snake

The Republic of Ceni is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Audrey Goleidas with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.225 billion Cenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cenial. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The very strong Cenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,841 trillion Bewlegis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,983 Bewlegis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, future leaders of Ceni regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceni's national animal is the Tir snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ceni is ranked 44,300th in the world and 20th in Rushmore for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 108.58 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 358thLargest Welfare Programs: 482ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 575thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 762ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 819thMost Pacifist: 1,233rdBest Weather: 1,241stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,265thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,492ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,586thTop
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Safest: 1,693rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,813thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,846thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,949thNicest Citizens: 2,048thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,128thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,268thLargest Governments: 2,298thMost Cultured: 3,290thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,341stMost Inclusive: 3,625thHealthiest Citizens: 3,733rdMost Influential: 6,240thSmartest Citizens: 6,247thHighest Economic Output: 6,889thHighest Drug Use: 6,898thMost Politically Free: 7,298thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,306thNudest: 8,402ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,435thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,442ndTop
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Largest Populations: 9,809thMost Income Equality: 16,026thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,257thMost Developed: 16,826th
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Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceni, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceni, future leaders of Ceni regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceni, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceni, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people.

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