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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 349thLargest Welfare Programs: 471stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 621st
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Potentiae in Populem
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Ceni

Population18.179 billion

CapitalCenial
LeaderAudrey Goleidas

CurrencyBewlegi
AnimalTir snake

The Republic of Ceni is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Audrey Goleidas with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.179 billion Cenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cenial. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The very strong Cenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,243 trillion Bewlegis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,410 Bewlegis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Ceni, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceni's national animal is the Tir snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ceni is ranked 241,019th in the world and 90th in Rushmore for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -30.51 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 349thLargest Welfare Programs: 471stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 621stMost Advanced Public Transport: 739thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 797thMost Pacifist: 1,144thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,397thBest Weather: 1,404thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,497thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,603rdSafest: 1,752ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,009thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,144thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,378thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,395thNicest Citizens: 2,399thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,473rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,074thMost Cultured: 3,235thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,430thHealthiest Citizens: 4,071stMost Inclusive: 4,348thSmartest Citizens: 6,580thHighest Economic Output: 7,088thLowest Crime Rates: 8,801stLargest Populations: 9,506thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,042ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,072ndNudest: 11,856thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 16,084thMost Politically Free: 16,593rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,671stMost Income Equality: 21,060thMost Secular: 21,566thHighest Average Incomes: 22,268thMost Developed: 23,309th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceni, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceni, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceni, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceni, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Ceni.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceni, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.

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