Population | 26.15 billion |
Capital | Cenial |
Leader | Audrey Goleidas |
Currency | Bewlegi |
Animal | Tir snake |
The Republic of Ceni is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Audrey Goleidas with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.15 billion Cenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cenial. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Cenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,815 trillion Bewlegis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 145,925 Bewlegis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, the newest shade developed by Ceni's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceni's national animal is the Tir snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ceni is ranked 20,685th in the world and 5th in Sonnel for Most Income Equality, scoring 78.58 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Jar Wattinree".
- : Ceni voted against the World Assembly Resolution " Obesity Awareness".
- : Ceni was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors, Most Zombies, and Most Dead.
- : Ceni voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Appreciation for Bigfoot and the Unknown".
- : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Regulating Games of Chance and Skill".
- : Ceni lodged a message on the Sonnel Regional Message Board.
- : Ceni voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Reducing Bycatch"".
- : Ceni voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn New Ordered".
- : Ceni voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Procedural Rights Of Defendants"".
- : Ceni voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Criminal Apprehension Accord".