The Eggceptional Easter Egg Find of Crpostran is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Ankit Mohan with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.95 billion Crpostranians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crpostown. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crpostranian economy, worth a remarkable 2,122 trillion Florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,177 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, guilt tripped foreigners heavily dictate child hunger in Crpostran, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crpostran's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is IDK.

Crpostran is ranked 8,504^th in the world and 18^th in Karma for Nicest Citizens, with 33.67 average smiles per day.