The Eggceptional Easter Egg Find of Crpostran is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Ankit Mohan with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.497 billion Crpostranians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crpostown. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crpostranian economy, worth a remarkable 2,183 trillion Florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 229,944 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, pet rocks are sold by the pound, money grows on trees, and it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crpostran's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is IDK.

Crpostran is ranked 47,670^th in the world and 29^th in Karma for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,539.4 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.