The 🌸 Pinktastic 🐾 Coffee ☕ Loving 💕 Grand 🧀 Dutchy 🌷 Queendom 👑 of Crazy girl is a behemoth, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 50.317 billion Crazy girlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Public Transport and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 5,778 trillion dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,850 dubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bambi has been banned, the most critical drill is drilling for drills being interrupted, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, and lines at the bank stretch around the block as tellers struggle with basic arithmetic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 1,139^th in the world and 1^st in The Moon for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 26,789.43 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.