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Crazy girl was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 49
Largest Populations: 297thLargest Black Market: 1,688thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,032nd
The 🌸 Pinktastic 🐾 Coffee ☕ Loving 💕 Grand 🧀 Dutchy 🌷 Queendom 👑 of
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Crazy girl

Population38.902 billion

CapitalInsanity Asylum
LeaderEmpress Zandra
FaithCG's Cult

Animalbig turtle

The 🌸 Pinktastic 🐾 Coffee ☕ Loving 💕 Grand 🧀 Dutchy 🌷 Queendom 👑 of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.902 billion Crazy girlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Public Transport not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.

The Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 3,015 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 77,503 hammers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 440,150 per year while the poor average 6,657, a ratio of 66.1 to 1.

Disputed territories across the Rejected Realms are being claimed by Crazy girlian college students, bins outnumber trees in city parks, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 213,954th in the world and 6,523rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Armed, with 0.18 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Populations: 297thLargest Black Market: 1,688thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,032ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,667thLargest Mining Sector: 4,587thHighest Economic Output: 4,774thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,467thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,559thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,128thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,186thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,060thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,509thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,733rdMost Influential: 21,114thMost Cultured: 22,107th
Largest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 48th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 88th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 130th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 155th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 214th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 231st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 258th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 270th in the regionMost Influential: 368th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 386th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 393rd in the regionMost Cultured: 401st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 404th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 643rd in the regionMost Stationary: 650th in the regionNudest: 673rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 693rd in the regionMost Secular: 731st in the region

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