by Max Barry

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Crazy girl was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 49
Largest Populations: 184th Largest Black Market: 937th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,484th
The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Crazy girl

Population34.961 billion

CapitalInsanity Asylum
LeaderEmpress Zandra
FaithCG's Cult

Animalbig turtle

The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.961 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Public Transport not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.0%.

The Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,625 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 75,094 hammers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 245,462 per year while the poor average 17,268, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 56,643rd in the world and 3,246th in the Rejected Realms for Most Pro-Market, scoring 54.78 on the Rand Index.

Largest Populations: 184thLargest Black Market: 937thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,484thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,811thLargest Mining Sector: 3,601stHighest Economic Output: 4,031stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,169thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,495thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,368thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,852ndTop
Most Influential: 14,250th
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 73rd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 88th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 98th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 98th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 117th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 203rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 212th in the regionMost Influential: 271st in the regionMost Stationary: 287th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 487th in the regionMost Cultured: 523rd in the regionNudest: 637th in the regionMost Secular: 752nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 785th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 10 » Zavea, Frattastan IV, Andromeda Islands, Alkasia, Aqueira, Unibot III, Star Kingdom, Fauxia, Insentients, and Blueflarst.

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