by Max Barry

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Crazy girl was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 49
Largest Populations: 179th Largest Black Market: 919th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,271st
The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Crazy girl

Population35.149 billion

CapitalInsanity Asylum
LeaderEmpress Zandra
FaithCG's Cult

Animalbig turtle

The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.149 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Public Transport not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The strong Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,762 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 78,603 hammers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,008 per year while the poor average 18,597, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 161,729th in the world and 7,485th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 5.97 Obesity Rate.

Largest Populations: 179thLargest Black Market: 919thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,271stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,502ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,313thHighest Economic Output: 3,786thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,057thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,254thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,528thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,017thTop
Most Influential: 13,123rd
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 64th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 84th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 92nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 120th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 152nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 213th in the regionMost Stationary: 266th in the regionMost Influential: 268th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 482nd in the regionMost Cultured: 533rd in the regionNudest: 633rd in the regionMost Secular: 741st in the region

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