The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.3 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Public Transport and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.5%.

The Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,337 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 74,696 hammers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,228 per year while the poor average 14,988, a ratio of 17.8 to 1.

Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and young men in tiny bikinis draw neither comment nor stares on the morning commute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 151,913^th in the world and 2,920^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -15.33 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.