by Max Barry

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Crazy girl was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 49
Largest Populations: 307thLargest Black Market: 1,478thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,814th
The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of
Mother Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Crazy girl

Population37.416 billion

CapitalInsanity Asylum
LeaderEmpress Zandra
FaithCG's Cult

Animalbig turtle

The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.416 billion Crazy girlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Public Transport not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.

The Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,899 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 77,503 hammers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 440,150 per year while the poor average 6,657, a ratio of 66.1 to 1.

Disputed territories across the Rejected Realms are being claimed by Crazy girlian college students, bins outnumber trees in city parks, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 197,493rd in the world and 5,736th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 6 Obesity Rate.

Largest Populations: 307thLargest Black Market: 1,478thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,814thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,220thLargest Mining Sector: 4,044thHighest Economic Output: 4,456thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,793rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,162ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,682ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,956thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,243rdMost Beautiful Environments: 16,586thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,038th
Largest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 42nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 72nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 118th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 120th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 147th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 173rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 200th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 222nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 276th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 377th in the regionMost Influential: 443rd in the regionMost Cultured: 456th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 495th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 562nd in the region

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