The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.706 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Public Transport not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The strong Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,806 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 78,612 hammers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,037 per year while the poor average 18,599, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 164,617^th in the world and 4,921^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -74.6 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.