by Max Barry

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Crazy girl was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 49
Largest Populations: 285th Largest Black Market: 979th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,400th
The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Crazy girl

Population35.706 billion

CapitalInsanity Asylum
LeaderEmpress Zandra
FaithCG's Cult

Animalbig turtle

The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.706 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Public Transport not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The strong Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,806 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 78,612 hammers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,037 per year while the poor average 18,599, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 164,617th in the world and 4,921st in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -74.6 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Populations: 285thLargest Black Market: 979thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,400thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,421stLargest Mining Sector: 3,210thHighest Economic Output: 3,813thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,127thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,206thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,881stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,766thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,110th
Largest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 66th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 91st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 99th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 123rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 186th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 390th in the regionMost Influential: 399th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 440th in the regionNudest: 452nd in the regionMost Cultured: 457th in the region

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