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Crazy girl was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 49
Largest Populations: 298thLargest Black Market: 1,695thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,033rd
The 🌸 Pinktastic 🐾 Coffee ☕ Loving 💕 Grand 🧀 Dutchy 🌷 Queendom 👑 of
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Crazy girl

Population38.89 billion

CapitalInsanity Asylum
LeaderEmpress Zandra
FaithCG's Cult

Animalbig turtle

The 🌸 Pinktastic 🐾 Coffee ☕ Loving 💕 Grand 🧀 Dutchy 🌷 Queendom 👑 of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, public floggings, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.89 billion Crazy girlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Public Transport not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.

The Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 3,014 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 77,503 hammers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 440,150 per year while the poor average 6,657, a ratio of 66.1 to 1.

Disputed territories across the Rejected Realms are being claimed by Crazy girlian college students, bins outnumber trees in city parks, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 240,142nd in the world and 7,146th in the Rejected Realms for Best Weather, with -77 Meters Of Sunlight.

Largest Populations: 298thLargest Black Market: 1,695thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,033rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,655thLargest Mining Sector: 4,569thHighest Economic Output: 4,779thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,466thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,546thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,131stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,173rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,027thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,499thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,694thMost Influential: 21,123rdMost Cultured: 22,054th
Largest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 49th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 89th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 131st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 154th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 213th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 225th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 261st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 274th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 374th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 387th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 395th in the regionMost Cultured: 400th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 407th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 644th in the regionMost Stationary: 651st in the regionNudest: 680th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 689th in the regionMost Secular: 730th in the region

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