The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.149 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Public Transport not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.
The strong Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,762 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 78,603 hammers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,008 per year while the poor average 18,597, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.
Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crazy girl endorsed The Independent Menace of Kyorgia.
- : Crazy girl was endorsed by The Dead Stars of Marilyn Manson Freaks.
- : Crazy girl was endorsed by The Independent Menace of Kyorgia.
- : Crazy girl was endorsed by The Benevolent State of Morover.
- : Crazy girl was endorsed by The Empire of Florin.
- : Crazy girl was endorsed by The Blue of Blueflarst.
- : Crazy girl was endorsed by The Kingdom of Insentients.
- : Crazy girl was endorsed by The Empire of Mrs Tahani.
- : Crazy girl was endorsed by The Philosophical Republic of Nintendo Switch Parental Controls.
- : Crazy girl was endorsed by The Knights of Kyorgia of Fauxia.