The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, aversion to nipples, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.949 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Public Transport not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.0%.

The Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,624 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 75,094 hammers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 245,462 per year while the poor average 17,268, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 171,936^th in the world and 7,884^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -19.75 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.