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Crazy girl was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 49
Largest Populations: 314thLargest Black Market: 1,521stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,860th
The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of
Mother Knows Best State
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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Crazy girl

Population37.664 billion

CapitalInsanity Asylum
LeaderEmpress Zandra
FaithCG's Cult

Currencyhammer
Animalbig turtle

The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, triple-decker prams, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.664 billion Crazy girlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Public Transport not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.

The Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,919 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 77,503 hammers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 440,150 per year while the poor average 6,657, a ratio of 66.1 to 1.

Disputed territories across the Rejected Realms are being claimed by Crazy girlian college students, bins outnumber trees in city parks, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 23,590th in the world and 417th in the Rejected Realms for Most Influential, scoring 1,484 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Populations: 314thLargest Black Market: 1,521stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,860thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,320thLargest Mining Sector: 4,163rdHighest Economic Output: 4,495thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,923rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,223rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,897thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,550thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,954thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,628thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,974thMost Cultured: 21,868th
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Largest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 74th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 119th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 123rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 153rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 180th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 205th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 256th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 260th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 392nd in the regionMost Influential: 417th in the regionMost Cultured: 439th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 463rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 539th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular, Nudest, and Most Influential.
  • : Crazy girl agreed to construct embassies between The Moon and Cheddar.
  • : Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • : Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Crazy girl altered its national flag.
  • : Crazy girl lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : Crazy girl lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.

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