The 🌸 Pinktastic 🐾 Coffee ☕ Loving 💕 Grand 🧀 Dutchy 🌷 Queendom 👑 of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 41.556 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Public Transport and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.4%.

The strong Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 3,547 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 85,363 hammers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 451,806 per year while the poor average 8,550, a ratio of 52.8 to 1.

There's no such thing as a safe bet, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and Empress Zandra's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 50,047^th in the world and 928^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Drug Use, scoring 95.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.