The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, triple-decker prams, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.664 billion Crazy girlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Public Transport not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.

The Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,919 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 77,503 hammers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 440,150 per year while the poor average 6,657, a ratio of 66.1 to 1.

Disputed territories across the Rejected Realms are being claimed by Crazy girlian college students, bins outnumber trees in city parks, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 23,590^th in the world and 417^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Influential, scoring 1,484 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.