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Crazy girl was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 49
Largest Populations: 228th Largest Black Market: 910th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,482nd
The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of
Corporate Police State
Regional Influence
Her most awesomeness
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.231 billion Crazy girlians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Public Transport and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.0%.

The strong Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,232 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 73,850 hammers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 303,724 per year while the poor average 11,838, a ratio of 25.7 to 1.

The government is buying children's books by the thousands, entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police, international war-crimes are good for business and business is booming, and bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 137,680th in the world and 75th in The Moon for Most Devout, with 8.01 Prayers Per Hour.

Largest Populations: 228thLargest Black Market: 910thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,482ndTop
Most Influential: 1,910thHighest Drug Use: 1,991stMost Stationary: 2,332ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,098thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,512thHighest Economic Output: 3,553rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,772ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,492ndMost Conservative: 8,430thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,535thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,001stRudest Citizens: 14,050thMost Primitive: 15,566thMost Avoided: 15,889th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the region

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