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Crazy girl was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 49
Largest Populations: 284thLargest Black Market: 1,928thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,512th
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Crazy girl

Population41.556 billion

CapitalInsanity Asylum
LeaderEmpress Zandra
FaithCG's Cult

Animalbig turtle

The 🌸 Pinktastic 🐾 Coffee ☕ Loving 💕 Grand 🧀 Dutchy 🌷 Queendom 👑 of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 41.556 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Public Transport and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.4%.

The strong Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 3,547 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 85,363 hammers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 451,806 per year while the poor average 8,550, a ratio of 52.8 to 1.

There's no such thing as a safe bet, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and Empress Zandra's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 50,047th in the world and 928th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Drug Use, scoring 95.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Populations: 284thLargest Black Market: 1,928thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,512thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,344thLargest Mining Sector: 3,541stHighest Economic Output: 4,507thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,028thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,148thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,475thTop
Most Patriotic: 15,968thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,631stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,084thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,492ndMost Influential: 19,920thMost Cultured: 23,189th
Largest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 46th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 81st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 91st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 112th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 134th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 145th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 212th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 295th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 388th in the regionMost Patriotic: 408th in the regionMost Influential: 420th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 445th in the regionMost Cultured: 491st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 519th in the regionNudest: 541st in the region

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