by Max Barry

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Crazy girl was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 49
Largest Populations: 183rd Largest Black Market: 938th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,468th
The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Crazy girl

Population34.949 billion

CapitalInsanity Asylum
LeaderEmpress Zandra
FaithCG's Cult

Animalbig turtle

The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, aversion to nipples, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.949 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Public Transport not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.0%.

The Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,624 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 75,094 hammers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 245,462 per year while the poor average 17,268, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 171,936th in the world and 7,884th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -19.75 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Populations: 183rdLargest Black Market: 938thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,468thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,806thLargest Mining Sector: 3,603rdHighest Economic Output: 4,030thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,159thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,493rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,829thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,037thTop
Most Influential: 14,415th
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 74th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 88th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 97th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 98th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 116th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 210th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 211th in the regionMost Influential: 274th in the regionMost Stationary: 287th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 484th in the regionMost Cultured: 519th in the regionNudest: 643rd in the regionMost Secular: 756th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 783rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Zavea, Frattastan IV, Andromeda Islands, Alkasia, Aqueira, Unibot III, Star Kingdom, and Fauxia.

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