by Max Barry

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Crazy girl was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 49
Largest Populations: 205th Largest Black Market: 895th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,528th
The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Crazy girl

Population32.206 billion

CapitalInsanity Asylum
LeaderEmpress Zandra
FaithCG's Cult

Animalbig turtle

The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.206 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Public Transport not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.5%.

The Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,405 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 74,697 hammers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 268,188 per year while the poor average 14,906, a ratio of 18.0 to 1.

Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and young men in tiny bikinis draw neither comment nor stares on the morning commute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 155,730th in the world and 3,061st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.33 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Populations: 205thLargest Black Market: 895thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,528thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,840thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,388thHighest Economic Output: 3,713thLargest Mining Sector: 4,312thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,336thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,777thTop
Most Conservative: 13,035th
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 61st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 86th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 105th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 106th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 180th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 266th in the regionMost Conservative: 298th in the region

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