The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sedge with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.206 billion Sedgistanis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockall. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Sedgistani economy, worth 640 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 23,531 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 158,061 per year while the poor average 1,311, a ratio of 120 to 1.

No cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, and people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sedgistan's national animal is the greyhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sedgistan is ranked 247,814^th in the world and 78^th in The Moon for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.01 pounds of wildlife per square mile.