The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sedge with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.446 billion Sedgistanis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockall. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Sedgistani economy, worth 602 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 22,790 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sedgistan's national animal is the greyhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sedgistan is ranked 233,997^th in the world and 71^st in The Moon for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -91.92 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.