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Sedgistan

Population32.962 billion

CapitalRockall
LeaderSedge

Currencypound
Animalgreyhound

The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sedge with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 32.962 billion Sedgistanis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockall. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Sedgistani economy, worth 869 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 26,375 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

It's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sedgistan's national animal is the greyhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sedgistan is ranked 279,346th in the world and 21st in The Moon for Nicest Citizens, with 0.08 average smiles per day.

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Highest Drug Use: 5thHighest Crime Rates: 12thMost Armed: 18thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27thMost Avoided: 32ndRudest Citizens: 36thMost Rebellious Youth: 40thFattest Citizens: 49thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 68thMost Ignorant Citizens: 691stMost Valuable International Artwork: 705thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,316thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,630thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,041stMost Secular: 9,691stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,302ndMost Influential: 11,543rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,660thNudest: 16,165thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,808thMost Politically Free: 23,454thMost Extreme: 26,672nd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sedgistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sensible Limits on Hunting"".
  • : Sedgistan approved the World Assembly proposal "Airspace Sovereignty Doctrine".
  • : Sedgistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Bogus Not True Fake Town".
  • : Sedgistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Marine Wildlife Collisions".
  • : Sedgistan approved the World Assembly proposal "Preventing Abuses in Conservatorship".
  • : Sedgistan approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend Nasicournia".
  • : Sedgistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Sedgistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Writinglegend".
  • : Sedgistan approved the World Assembly proposal "Convention on Personhood".
  • : Sedgistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Tobacco and Electronic Cigarettes"".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » Crazy girl and The Shadow Bank.

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