The Republic of Breheim is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vilde Gunnhildsdottir with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.337 billion Breheimians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Storvik. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Breheimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,367 trillion Dalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 110,859 Dalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, and auditors are gutting every governmental department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Breheim's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is secularism.

Breheim is ranked 91,296^th in the world and 3,199^th in Balder for Highest Drug Use, scoring 191.34 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.