The Diplomatic Immunity of Bears Armed Mission is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Artorrios o SouthWoods with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 37.423 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brer Bear's FunPark. The average income tax rate is 11.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Urrsish economy, worth a remarkable 6,718 trillion golden thalers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,527 golden thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Goldilocks Dung" has been declared a national treasure, nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2, three extra hay bales are rolled into Bears Armed Mission's gold vaults every year, and Bears also serve as great lightning rods. Crime is totally unknown. Bears Armed Mission's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One Plus Seven.

Bears Armed Mission is ranked 51,018^th in the world and 11^th in International Democratic Union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,742.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.