The Diplomatic Immunity of Bears Armed Mission is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Artorrios o SouthWoods with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avant-garde cinema, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.471 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment is also considered important, while Social Policy and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brer Bear's FunPark. The average income tax rate is 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Urrsish economy, worth a remarkable 2,755 trillion golden thalers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 117,416 golden thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, Urrsish housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about Artorrios o SouthWoods, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime is relatively low. Bears Armed Mission's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One Plus Seven.

Bears Armed Mission is ranked 172,917^th in the world and 120^th in International Democratic Union for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -28.11 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.