The Diplomatic Immunity of Bears Armed Mission is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Artorrios o SouthWoods with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 30.138 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brer Bear's FunPark. The average income tax rate is 9.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Urrsish economy, worth a remarkable 5,187 trillion golden thalers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,140 golden thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, the government is encouraging people to go on citric acid trips, and t-shirts displaying a photo of Artorrios o SouthWoods performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime is totally unknown. Bears Armed Mission's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One Plus Seven.

Bears Armed Mission is ranked 280,672^nd in the world and 106^th in International Democratic Union for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -10.58 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.