The Diplomatic Immunity of Bears Armed Mission is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Artorrios o SouthWoods with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 34.246 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brer Bear's FunPark. The average income tax rate is 10.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Urrsish economy, worth a remarkable 6,138 trillion golden thalers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,242 golden thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Random Number Gods do play dice with the universe (Bears Armed Mission has found 5 easter eggs), 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments. Crime is totally unknown. Bears Armed Mission's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One Plus Seven.

Bears Armed Mission is ranked 314,711^th in the world and 70^th in International Democratic Union for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -20.84 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.