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Most Cultured: 119thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 672ndLargest Publishing Industry: 673rd
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Bears Armed Mission

Population30.138 billion

CapitalBrer Bear's FunPark
LeaderArtorrios o SouthWoods
FaithOne Plus Seven

Currencygolden thaler
Animalgoldilocks

The Diplomatic Immunity of Bears Armed Mission is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Artorrios o SouthWoods with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 30.138 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brer Bear's FunPark. The average income tax rate is 9.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Urrsish economy, worth a remarkable 5,187 trillion golden thalers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,140 golden thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, the government is encouraging people to go on citric acid trips, and t-shirts displaying a photo of Artorrios o SouthWoods performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime is totally unknown. Bears Armed Mission's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One Plus Seven.

Bears Armed Mission is ranked 280,672nd in the world and 106th in International Democratic Union for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -10.58 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Cultured: 119thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 672ndLargest Publishing Industry: 673rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 710thMost Influential: 747thHighest Food Quality: 847thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,249thMost Devout: 1,900thHighest Economic Output: 2,507thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,525thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,696thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,220thRudest Citizens: 3,409thSmartest Citizens: 4,778thMost Efficient Economies: 5,684thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,076thLargest Retail Industry: 7,078thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,135thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,744thMost Developed: 9,380thHighest Average Incomes: 11,299thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,594thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,858thMost Pacifist: 22,575thNicest Citizens: 23,601st
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed Mission, t-shirts displaying a photo of Artorrios o SouthWoods performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed Mission, the government is encouraging people to go on citric acid trips.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed Mission, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed Mission, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed Mission, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed Mission, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed Mission, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed Mission, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed Mission, pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed Mission, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.

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