The Diplomatic Immunity of Bears Armed Mission is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Artorrios o SouthWoods with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.528 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment is also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brer Bear's FunPark. The average income tax rate is 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Urrsish economy, worth a remarkable 3,142 trillion golden thalers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 128,129 golden thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is well under control. Bears Armed Mission's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One Plus Seven.

Bears Armed Mission is ranked 3,570^th in the world and 2^nd in International Democratic Union for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 34 Valid Endorsements.