The Federal People's Republic of Balkanic Federation is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Chairwoman Ksenia Balosh with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.353 billion Balkanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarajevo. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Balkanic Federationian economy, worth 235 trillion Balkanic Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 70,280 Balkanic Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balkanic Federation's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Balkanic Federation is ranked 305,406^th in the world and 279^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 12,439.57 Standard Monetary Units.