The You are beautiful of Attestaltarragaby is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Éva Smith De Ven with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.669 billion Attestaltarragabyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saintinia. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Attestaltarragabyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,747 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 316,898 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Most ambassadors from Attestaltarragaby retire only a few years after being appointed, Attestaltarragaby has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, minor code style errors dull the house edge, and terrorism and assassination are tried-and-true methods of political activism. Crime is totally unknown. Attestaltarragaby's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Attestaltarragaby is ranked 11,834^th in the world and 5^th in MJT for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8,262.6 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.