The I GOT A 4000 BANK CARD of Wisterian Kaiserreich is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lizard King Jim Morrison with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.104 billion Jim Morrisons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Spirituality, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The London Fog. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Jim Morrison economy, worth 84.5 trillion Lit Fires a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 76,575 Lit Fires, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, one complaint of Wisterian Kaiserreich's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, Lizard King Jim Morrison has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wisterian Kaiserreich's national animal is the Aadhiris-Adair Caeser.

Wisterian Kaiserreich is ranked 61,885^th in the world and 13^th in MJT for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 5,044.55 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.