The Eternal King of Araznan is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by The High King Cyprian with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 5.721 billion Araznanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minas Tirith. The average income tax rate is 30.7%.

The Araznanian economy, worth 381 trillion Arazion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 66,616 Arazion Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Araznan's national animal is the The White Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eternalism.

Araznan is ranked 96,513^th in the world and 5,216^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.42 law-abiding acts per hour.