The 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪 of Altmoras is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Imperator Daniel Storm with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 25.739 billion Altmorans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altmora. The average income tax rate is 32.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Altmoran economy, worth a remarkable 7,853 trillion Unified Altmoran Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 305,124 Unified Altmoran Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, climate activists rejoice as electric sedans are replaced by diesel buses in gridlock, and civil engineers are undermining sinkholes. Crime is totally unknown. Altmoras's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Altmoras is ranked 316,333^rd in the world and 149^th in Hell for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 14.42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.