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The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ⓑⓐⓛⓓⓦⓘⓝ Ⓟⓐⓡⓚ. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ⓑⓐⓛⓓⓦⓘⓝ Ⓟⓐⓡⓚⓘⓐⓝ economy, worth a remarkable 2,021 trillion Ⓛⓐⓑⓞⓡ Ⓝⓞⓣⓔs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 306,770 Ⓛⓐⓑⓞⓡ Ⓝⓞⓣⓔs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation leads Democratic Socialist Assembly in per capita stalking, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Ⓛⓐⓑⓞⓡ Ⓝⓞⓣⓔ mansions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Baldwin Park's national animal is the Ⓑⓛⓐⓒⓚ Ⓒⓗⓘⓒⓚⓔⓝ, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ⓑⓤⓓⓓⓗⓘⓢⓜ.

Baldwin Park is ranked 103,223^rd in the world and 32^nd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 2,842.4 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.