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Largest Agricultural Sector: 354thMost Efficient Economies: 964thMost Inclusive: 1,010th
The Ⓐⓤⓣⓞⓝⓞⓜⓞⓤⓢ Ⓐⓖⓡⓐⓡⓘⓐⓝ Ⓒⓞⓜⓜⓤⓝⓔⓢ of
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The people are the heroes now!
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Baldwin Park

Population7.654 billion

CapitalⒷⓐⓛⓓⓦⓘⓝ Ⓟⓐⓡⓚ
LeaderⓊⓝⓘⓞⓝ Ⓛⓔⓐⓓⓔⓡ Ⓑⓔⓝ Ⓖ Ⓦⓞⓝⓖ
FaithⒷⓤⓓⓓⓗⓘⓢⓜ

CurrencyⓁⓐⓑⓞⓡ Ⓝⓞⓣⓔ
AnimalⒷⓛⓐⓒⓚ Ⓒⓗⓘⓒⓚⓔⓝ

The Ⓐⓤⓣⓞⓝⓞⓜⓞⓤⓢ Ⓐⓖⓡⓐⓡⓘⓐⓝ Ⓒⓞⓜⓜⓤⓝⓔⓢ of Baldwin Park is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ⓤⓝⓘⓞⓝ Ⓛⓔⓐⓓⓔⓡ Ⓑⓔⓝ Ⓖ Ⓦⓞⓝⓖ with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.654 billion Ⓑⓐⓛⓓⓦⓘⓝ Ⓟⓐⓡⓚⓔⓡⓢ enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ⓑⓐⓛⓓⓦⓘⓝ Ⓟⓐⓡⓚ. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ⓑⓐⓛⓓⓦⓘⓝ Ⓟⓐⓡⓚⓘⓐⓝ economy, worth a remarkable 2,454 trillion Ⓛⓐⓑⓞⓡ Ⓝⓞⓣⓔs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 320,710 Ⓛⓐⓑⓞⓡ Ⓝⓞⓣⓔs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, every week is blindness awareness week, and Ⓤⓝⓘⓞⓝ Ⓛⓔⓐⓓⓔⓡ Ⓑⓔⓝ Ⓖ Ⓦⓞⓝⓖ's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army. Crime is totally unknown. Baldwin Park's national animal is the Ⓑⓛⓐⓒⓚ Ⓒⓗⓘⓒⓚⓔⓝ, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ⓑⓤⓓⓓⓗⓘⓢⓜ.

Baldwin Park is ranked 2,244th in the world and 2nd in Hell for Most Cultured, scoring 251 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 354thMost Efficient Economies: 964thMost Inclusive: 1,010thRudest Citizens: 1,026thMost Patriotic: 1,326thHighest Food Quality: 1,506thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,638thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,644thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,714thMost Armed: 1,989thLargest Governments: 2,081stSmartest Citizens: 2,154thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,189thMost Cultured: 2,244thHighest Average Incomes: 2,310thNicest Citizens: 2,559thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,627thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,628thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,658thMost Developed: 2,898thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,376thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,892ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,108thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,453rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,480thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,248thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,432ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,563rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,246thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,466thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,540thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,875thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,066thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,320thHighest Economic Output: 9,361stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,800thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,396thLowest Crime Rates: 11,694thMost Secular: 12,203rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,541stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,871stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,290thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,866thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,060thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 18,048thHealthiest Citizens: 20,754thNudest: 28,872nd
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Baldwin Park was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Baldwin Park voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : Following new legislation in Baldwin Park, Ⓤⓝⓘⓞⓝ Ⓛⓔⓐⓓⓔⓡ Ⓑⓔⓝ Ⓖ Ⓦⓞⓝⓖ's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
  • : Following new legislation in Baldwin Park, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Baldwin Park, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Baldwin Park, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
  • : Following new legislation in Baldwin Park, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Baldwin Park lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • : Baldwin Park was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Baldwin Park lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.

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