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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 118th Largest Information Technology Sector: 193rd Most Scientifically Advanced: 224th
The 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪 of
New York Times Democracy
Safety, Security, Unity.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population10.117 billion

LeaderImperator Daniel Storm

CurrencyUnified Altmoran Credit

The 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪 of Altmoras is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Imperator Daniel Storm with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.117 billion Altmorans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altmora. The average income tax rate is 3.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Altmoran economy, worth a remarkable 2,872 trillion Unified Altmoran Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 283,939 Unified Altmoran Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Bars are packed at all hours, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, colonial subjects have Altmoran culture shoved down their throats, and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime is totally unknown. Altmoras's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Altmoras is ranked 121,832nd in the world and 29th in Hell for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 589.69 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 118thLargest Information Technology Sector: 193rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 224thMost Secular: 232ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 800thMost Efficient Economies: 813thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,537thSmartest Citizens: 1,741stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,747thTop
Rudest Citizens: 1,774thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,802ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,878thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,104thHealthiest Citizens: 2,183rdMost Developed: 2,367thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,476thMost Cultured: 2,511thLargest Retail Industry: 3,497thHighest Economic Output: 3,528thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,628thMost Inclusive: 5,286thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,075thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,892ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,505thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,796thLargest Black Market: 8,057thHighest Drug Use: 8,165thTop
Most Armed: 10,251stLargest Governments: 11,253rdMost Influential: 13,426thNudest: 13,451stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,231stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,013th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Altmoras was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Altmoras, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
  • : Following new legislation in Altmoras, colonial subjects have Altmoran culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Following new legislation in Altmoras, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Following new legislation in Altmoras, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Altmoras, the World 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪 Games have been won again by Altmoras as no other country cares enough to compete.
  • : Altmoras was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Altmoras updated the World Factbook entry in Hell.
  • : Altmoras was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Altmoras, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Wolfball fields.


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