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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 133rd Most Scientifically Advanced: 250th Largest Information Technology Sector: 252nd
The 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪 of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Safety, Security, Unity.
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪 of Altmoras is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Imperator Daniel Storm with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, vat-grown people, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.325 billion Altmorans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altmora. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Altmorasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,646 trillion Unified Altmoran Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 260,390 Unified Altmoran Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, and t-shirts displaying a photo of Imperator Daniel Storm performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime is totally unknown. Altmoras's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Altmoras is ranked 838th in the world and 1st in Hell for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 133rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 250thLargest Information Technology Sector: 252ndMost Secular: 712thMost Efficient Economies: 838thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,597thMost Developed: 1,761stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,847thSmartest Citizens: 1,913thHighest Average Incomes: 1,928thRudest Citizens: 2,452ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,778thLargest Retail Industry: 2,845thMost Cultured: 3,064thHealthiest Citizens: 3,660thHighest Drug Use: 4,679thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,128thHighest Economic Output: 5,730thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,953rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,396thLargest Governments: 6,713thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,093rdMost Inclusive: 7,474thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 9,099thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,442ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,923rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,759thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,011thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,201stNudest: 12,678thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,394th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Altmoras, t-shirts displaying a photo of Imperator Daniel Storm performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Altmoras was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Altmoras, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Altmoras, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Altmoras was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Altmoras, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Altmoras lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • : Altmoras lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Altmoras, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Altmoras, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance.

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