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Most Valuable International Artwork: 786thMost Secular: 3,447thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,233rd
The King of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I'll eat you up!
Influence
Hegemony
Governor
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Good

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All Wild Things

Population13.776 billion

CapitalMax's room
LeaderMaurice Sendup

Currencyhot supper
Animalwild thing

The King of All Wild Things is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Maurice Sendup with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 13.776 billion Wild Things have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Max's room. The average income tax rate is 55.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Wild economy, worth a remarkable 1,516 trillion hot suppers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 110,117 hot suppers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, a video of Maurice Sendup wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. All Wild Things's national animal is the wild thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

All Wild Things is ranked 264,587th in the world and 2nd in Where the Wild Things Are for Lowest Crime Rates, with 50.63 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 786thTop
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Most Secular: 3,447thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,233rdMost Inclusive: 6,834thMost Pacifist: 8,178thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,650thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,110thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,114thNicest Citizens: 10,232ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,440thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,150thBest Weather: 11,291stHighest Food Quality: 12,499thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,805thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,796thLargest Retail Industry: 17,179thHighest Economic Output: 17,506thLargest Black Market: 19,045thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,601stHighest Poor Incomes: 27,068thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,830thLargest Populations: 29,588th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : All Wild Things lodged a message on the The Embassy Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in All Wild Things, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in All Wild Things, a video of Maurice Sendup wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in All Wild Things, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
  • : Following new legislation in All Wild Things, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
  • : Following new legislation in All Wild Things, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
  • : Following new legislation in All Wild Things, skateboarding is the only legal way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in All Wild Things, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations.
  • : Following new legislation in All Wild Things, Wild Thing is one of the most popular forenames in All Wild Things.
  • : Following new legislation in All Wild Things, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.

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