The Federation of Alezian Union is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier Sa'idah Mahmudaisyah with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.78 billion Alezians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolitan Zafizamarrah. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Alezian Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,094 trillion Alezian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,881 Alezian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Alezian Union for ignoring crimes against humanity, and quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alezian Union's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alezian Union is ranked 264,228^th in the world and 11,923^rd in Balder for Most Conservative, scoring 27 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.