The Great Hegemony of Alabamy is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Hegemon Hextavius XXVII of Alabamy with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.093 billion Alabamians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hextaviople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Alabamian economy, worth 971 trillion Ælfbordts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 190,658 Ælfbordts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,118,862 per year while the poor average 15,176, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

All facts are created equal, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, and heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Alabamy. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Alabamy's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alabamian Arianism.

Alabamy is ranked 97,483^rd in the world and 69^th in Fifth Empire for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,669.75 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.