The Serene Empire of Afaenvia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by HSIM Emperor Lucien Hwang with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.737 billion Afaenvians, 10.215 billion of whom are zombies, have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystalcrest. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Afaenvian economy, worth a remarkable 4,520 trillion Krowlers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 186,524 Krowlers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Afaenvia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about, people are offered free trials to go to trial, and politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afaenvia's national animal is the Forest Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Creed of the Outsider.

Afaenvia is ranked 33,391^st in the world and 19^th in Kantrias for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 924.76 on the Clooney Contribution Index.