
| Population | 5.999 billion |
| Capital | Adventus Secundus |
| Leader | Protector Peter Grimmons |
| Faith | Christianity |
| Currency | Valuata |
| Animal | Raptor |
The Protectorate of Adventus Secundus is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Protector Peter Grimmons with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 5.999 billion Adventians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adventus Secundus. The average income tax rate is 84.0%.
The Adventus Secundusian economy, worth 323 trillion Valuatas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 53,859 Valuatas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adventus Secundus's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Adventus Secundus is ranked 82,211th in the world and 3,909th in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 116.62 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Adventus Secundus, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
- : Following new legislation in
Adventus Secundus, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
- : Following new legislation in
Adventus Secundus, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in
Adventus Secundus, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
- : Following new legislation in
Adventus Secundus, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Protector Peter Grimmons is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in
Adventus Secundus, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
- : Following new legislation in
Adventus Secundus, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself.
- : Following new legislation in
Adventus Secundus, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
- : Following new legislation in
Adventus Secundus, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants.
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Adventus Secundus's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".




















