The Peaceful Republic of Acapais is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Calpurnia Sylla with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 34.264 billion Acapaisians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyrene. The average income tax rate is 46.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Acapaisian economy, worth a remarkable 4,903 trillion Pax Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,114 Pax Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at Calpurnia Sylla's office, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, Acapaisians ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, and the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms. Crime is totally unknown. Acapais's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Acapais is ranked 17,100^th in the world and 206^th in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 24.05 average smiles per day.