The Peaceful Republic of Acapais is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Calpurnia Sylla with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 34.178 billion Acapaisians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyrene. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Acapaisian economy, worth a remarkable 4,831 trillion Pax Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,353 Pax Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor, and bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at Calpurnia Sylla's office. Crime is totally unknown. Acapais's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Acapais is ranked 103,218^th in the world and 413^th in Europeia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,840.92 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.